DESIGNATION: COMPATIBLE

When your identical twin is Britain’s top OnlyFans omega star, maintaining a professional reputation becomes a statistical impossibility.

Stephen Huxley has spent twenty-five years perfecting the art of being the “good” omega: professionally accomplished, perpetually polished, and pathologically private. As a junior legal counsel at prestigious firm Eames-Dabney, he’s built walls higher than the glass-and-steel monstrosity he works in. But when his identical twin Lysander—TheoTheO, Britain’s most subscribed male omega on OnlyFans—starts causing ripples in Stephen’s carefully curated corporate life, his professional composure crumbles faster than a Tesco value biscuit in hot tea.

Dr. David Ryland approaches emotional intelligence with the same bewilderment most people reserve for quantum physics. Eames-Dabney’s Director of Research has reduced human interaction to statistical models and spreadsheets, terrifying executives with his brutal honesty and brilliant mind in equal measure. The last thing he needs is an entanglement with the fascinating omega who’s taken to hiding in his server room with him.

What starts as reluctant sharing of this sanctuary evolves into something neither man anticipated. Between clandestine meetings surrounded by humming servers, disastrous business trips to Geneva, and family Sunday roasts that redefine awkward, an unlikely connection forms that defies Ryland’s most rigorous compatibility metrics.

Sometimes the most complex equation is the one between two hearts that shouldn’t work on paper but somehow compute perfectly.

Features: A prickly omega with a fondness for server rooms, a socially disastrous alpha who expresses affection through annotated research papers, identical twins with wildly different life choices, and the kind of sexual chemistry that even the most meticulous scientist couldn’t possibly quantify.